Although I haven’t yet hit number 27 like the beautiful Katherine Heigl in the romantic comedy ‘27 dresses’ setting a record isn’t too far off, especially in light of the ‘WWF is calling’ campaign for endangered species. Unfortunately, along with the Sumatran rhinoceros, the pygmy three-toed sloth and the red wolf there’s ‘him’: Mr Unattached (the confirmed bachelor we all love to fall head over heels for)
If truth be told, in 2018 the list of the good looking, rich and famous somewhat diminished and with Harry off the table we have to come to terms with the fact that there is a very obvious lack of sex appeal on the market.
What is a girl to do when the best have already been taken? Start considering her options…
Bregaglio, concerned, about my ‘bridesmaidsitis’ came up with a rather odd suggestion: ask for summer’s ‘hand’ in marriage, a proposition in full holiday spirit and just like a freak wave the answer was ‘yes’.
So here we go: Hi summer will you marry me? Yes, I will!’
There will of course be benefits to reap: I’ll be a beautiful seductress for a day and enjoy a 92 night long honeymoon.
Perfectly suited to the role of maid of honour the Bregaglio lab took to the task very diligently, with the wedding present nothing less than a beauty crammed suitcase… A dusk to dawn primer that won’t betray me (at least not for that special day!) and a waterproof make-up fixing spray,my allies to pronouncing that fateful ‘yes’ to a backdrop of glistening waves and a sea breeze (You’ll find everything in the ‘Will you marry me?’ formulary)
The ceremony will take place on the 6th of August and of course all of the lively Bregaglio family will be there but marrying the world’s seas takes time so don’t pay us a visit before the 24th of August!
Happy Holidays and happy summer and we’ll see you again in September but meantime don’t forget the basics: fall in love, fall in love, fall in love, not just with summer and pray that Zeus will lend a helping hand!